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LDS app doesn’t potty train well

So far, potty-training my 2-year-old has been quite an investment, and we’ve only just begun. M&M’s: $1 Flushable wipes: $5 Home potty seat: $10 Training pants: $14 Portable/travel potty seat and liners: $20 Pull-ups: $40 Increased water bill from flushing…

Richie TJanuary 5, 2013

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Caffeinated Culture

A couple of weeks ago I had decided there were two kinds of Mormons in the world; those who'll vote for Mitt Romney and those who won't. But a sudden change in Mormonism has forced me to amend my…

Richie TSeptember 26, 2012

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A Mormon and His Beer: What Are We Missing Out On?

Let me tell ya, there's nothing like sitting out on a warm summer day with a cool refreshing Bud Light in my hand. The cold sweat of the bottle running over my fingers. Cool aluminum brushing my lips as…

Richie TSeptember 20, 2012

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Online Dating Is Nothing Like TRON – Part Two

I got a wink. I'm sitting here looking at my computer screen, an animated smiley face winks at me from my dating service inbox. The perpetual closing and opening of its beady little eye is beginning to creep me out.…

Richie TJuly 4, 2012

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Top Ten Worst Things to Hear at a Testimony Meeting

Top 10 worst things to hear at a Testimony meeting: “This isn’t necessarily doctrine, but…” “Last night, I had this dream…” “You all don’t know me. I’m Suzy Smith from Utah, and I just wanted to get up and say…

Richie TJune 26, 2012

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How to be a Jack Mormon

A Jack Mormon is someone who is Mormon, but "trouble." They are somewhere in between baptism and excommunication. If they even show up to church, they're mearely in the door, not on the stand, but also not escorted out. Foyer sitters. (That's…

Richie TJune 9, 2012

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Online Dating Is Nothing Like TRON – Part One

There comes a time in the life of a 'single' LDS man where he begins to question his morals. With judgment clouded by the sea of unobtainable ‘pretties’, he finds himself desperately letting go of everything he holds true and…

Richie TJune 7, 2012

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Third Date, Now What?

There's a disturbance in the force. Something about tonight is...different. I look from my overflowing buffet plate to my date sitting across the table from me. What is it? Did she dye her hair? Maybe she whitened her teeth? Is…

Richie TMay 28, 2012

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Mormons And Their Filthy Mouths

Ah yes, Mormons. We don't drink or smoke, we substitute caffeine for coffee (still trying to figure that one out), we avoid 'R' movies (but religiously watch Sex In the City and The Walking Dead), our women fantasize about being…

Richie TMay 17, 2012

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