A couple of weeks ago I had decided there were two kinds of Mormons in the world; those who'll vote for Mitt Romney and those who won't. But a sudden change in Mormonism has forced me to amend my…
Let me tell ya, there's nothing like sitting out on a warm summer day with a cool refreshing Bud Light in my hand. The cold sweat of the bottle running over my fingers. Cool aluminum brushing my lips as…
I got a wink. I'm sitting here looking at my computer screen, an animated smiley face winks at me from my dating service inbox. The perpetual closing and opening of its beady little eye is beginning to creep me out.…
Ah yes, Mormons. We don't drink or smoke, we substitute caffeine for coffee (still trying to figure that one out), we avoid 'R' movies (but religiously watch Sex In the City and The Walking Dead), our women fantasize about being…
The following story is true. The names of the characters have not been changed as I see no need to protect anyone, because this story is about me. Sounds so vain, I know. However, once you delve into the story…
Do not attempt to adjust your computer monitor, this blog's title is unfortunately correct. I am, in fact, that token single guy in a funeral ward. So how does one find themselves in such a predicament? By finding themselves what…