Pres. Uchtdorf opened by admitting to drinking many liters of an unnamed diet soda (but we all know it was Diet Coke) before turning on the full Sensitive Silver Fox. Heard much about prayer and may have been trapped in the cycle of prayer and faith, though that was nothing compared to the mixed metaphors and endless Guilt Cycle we fell into by the end of the session. We made a brief pit-stop in the 1970s for Elder Christensen’s tie and wanderings to imagine Brother Joseph’s first responses to translating 3 Nephi (sci-fi Jesus. Or maybe that’s just me). BREAK.
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